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 Tiny Tag’s two-inch battery-powered devices can fire up to 50 feet away, and if you’re hit seven times the little suckers call you a loser. It’s better than bringing a TEC9 to work and lighting up HR. Sort of. (TinyTag.com)   Sony Ericsson Z500a
Color inside. Color out. The Sony Ericsson Z500a is a fast and fun phone with effective organizer features, great music, smooth messaging and Style-Up™ covers. At work or play, the Z500a gives you more of what you need. More speed. More time. More style. Z500a is fast. And QuickShare™ makes it faster. (sonyericsson.com/z500)  Traveling overseas for work is a bitch, especially for a talentless executive whose damn phone never works. Get him Samsung’s SCH-a790 global phone—the first cell to combine both CDMA and GSM technologies, which means maximum access to airwaves, no matter where he is. Now he’ll travel all the time. Hooray! (samsungusa.com)  You know that cube troll whose desk is covered in annoying knickknacks, superhero action figures, and other decorations that suggest nonconformity? Yeah, we hate him, too. So get him something cool—and figurines don’t come any cooler than a pre-barbiturate-OD Elvis. The man made tassels and rhinestones work. (mcfarlane.com) Buy at Amazon.com  Get your boss a wine that tastes rich but costs peanuts. Toasted Head Cabernet is smooth and frugal. ($12, toastedhead.com) Buy at Bevmo.com Geyser Peak’s Block Collection Cabernet’s a bit pricey, but tastier than wines twice its price. ($35, geyserpeakwinery.com)  Buy your office zealot the South Park: The Passion of the Jew DVD, the hilarious parody of Mad Max’s gory Jesus epic. (comedycentral.com) Buy at eCOST.com  Great for pegging Christmas carolers and sniping reindeer, the CO2-powered Piranha paint pistol is the perfect gift for those who feel like shooting but don’t feel like all the unsavory side effects of homicide. This pain–inducing paintbrush shoots an astounding 12 paintballs a second. (buypmi.com) Buy at Amazon.com  Nothing says “I love you, boss” like a can of haggis, the Scottish delicacy that’s livers, lungs, and secrets in a sheep tummy. (caledoniankitchen.com)  Playing mini-laser tag at the office can reduce stress, right? that consisted of bouncing dots. Your coworkers can revisit the excitement with Jakks classic Atari paddles. Plug ’em into the TV and select one of 13 old-school games like Pong or Night Driver. Ritalin not included. (jakkstvgames.com) Buy at Amazon.com  Tired of your colleague furiously complaining and smashing his crappy mouse ad nauseam? Deliver some peace of mind with the Logitech MX1000 Laser Cordless Mouse, the world's first laser mouse. Instead of the red light found on standard optical mice, it uses an invisible laser that allows it to see in more microscopic detail, delivering 20 times greater responsiveness. And, hopefully, 20 percent less bitching. (logitech.com) Buy at eCOST.com  The gift of Maxim keeps giving all year long. You'll be remembered each month when your friend or loved one receives a shiny new copy of Maxim magazine. Plus, they'll also get access to our Maxim Lounge, where they'll be able to see video, never-before-seen photos, and more. Subscribe now! |
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